Complacency?, Snail Mail, Needle

March 10^th Another very lazy morning, Huan watching the TV and me surfing the web. All I was finding was more and more information about the bug causing all the problems. It seems that every day they learn something new, today it was how far it could travel in the air and how long it could live on surfaces. Both figures were far higher than before. I also see that Western countries are now facing more problems; their data is shifting, upwards! What is more of a worry, as I see it anyway, is the complacency in the background. Here in Wuzhishan everyone seems of the opinion that it’s all over now, despite people in the North of China still having restrictions imposed on their movements.

Shopping was on today’s agenda, the supermarket was nearly empty when we got there, of people not produce I hasten to add. We even managed to get our beloved kitchen towel and a couple of bottles of bleach today. We still have to wait for Dettol though.

On the way home we stopped at the post office for me to collect the mail while Huan went to check the lottery ticket shop to see if they were back in business yet and then the police station for her local Hukou card. Her results, the lottery should start again later this week, no sign of her card yet. My results, a birthday card from one of my sisters, spot the date it was sent.

At least it wasn’t a letter from the pensions people, yet!

March 11^th Miserable weather this morning so we played couch and computer potatoes. After lunch the sun showed its face so we decided a walk around the town was in order. Not much to report, fewer people were wearing masks, life slowly coming back to normal. We spotted some goats along the riverbank behind the house but they’re not included in the photos, you’ve seen them before, further downriver. Instead, we thought you might like a view of the main street, going up to the main post office and then onwards to Sanya. We see the ‘pointy’ mountain from all sorts of places, no idea what it is, except that it’s not the famous five finger mountain.

The post office is where we turned right back towards home, and where we took this next photo. It’s a nice bit of misspelling for you. What makes this one even worse is that the same sign is spelt correctly just a few metres away on the left of the main entrance. You’d think someone, even if they don’t know English, would realise that the two signs are not the same.

Not much else to report, I did find a replacement for “The Bill”, still on YouYube and that is “The Midsomer Murders”. That should keep me going for a while.

March 12^th Struggled to open my eyes this morning, could have had something to do with the time, half past three! Yes, it was Haikou day again, or needle day as I prefer to call it and as usual we wanted to be there and back in one day. Here we are, just starting out.

The highway looks deserted doesn’t it? It wasn’t. Traffic was pretty much back to normal today with quite a lot of cars and trucks, the numbers increasing as dawn approached and we neared Haikou. There was one exception though, no inter-city buses.

We were still early arriving at the hospital, as planned, so it was breakfast, (ham, cheese and tomato baps) in the car park just like last time. What wasn’t like last time was getting in, it seemed we needed the green “Healthy” QR codes on our phones. Here’s Huan trying her best to sort it out.

Even with the help of the security guard she couldn’t complete the process. The poor old woman in the queue had even more of a problem; she had no phone at all! I lost count of the number of times she went back and forth between her husband and the security guard, she was so worried as to whether or now she could get her husband in to see a doctor. I then saw this sign near the door. So, if you have a healthy QR code you can go this way, if you are staff or family visitors. All patients, with or without a healthy code had to be pre-screened. That meant standing in line, getting zapped by a thermometer, filling in all your contact details and then walking through an airport style fever scanner.

Success, we were in, and once we were it was pretty much business as usual although whilst busier than last month, it wasn’t back up to normal levels yet. One slight worry, for me anyway, we met another gentleman in the ‘needle’ room with the same box from the pharmacy as me. I’ve been told I have to have these needles for three years, he is now starting his fifth year! Hopefully that will not be the case with me. I guess we should have asked him if he had a full or partial prostatectomy and then compared our experiences more. Anyway, we were out by half past eight and could get on with the rest of our day.

Our first port of call was RT Supermarket, where once again we were zapped, scanned and logged, because we had no healthy QR code. It was good to see their bakery section was still operating and we loaded up with sliced bread. Huan bought some boneless fish but we were unable to buy the necessities of butter, cheese and sandwich meat.

Carrefour was our next port of call, but we failed miserably there. They were working on the healthy QR code only, so if you didn’t have one, you didn’t get in!

We had a choice now, try Corner’s Deli, or go back onto Haidian island and try the Grocery. We opted for the latter and a good choice it was too. We were zapped and logged again of course, but no need for the QR code. The cool box was loaded up with butter, cheese and some German bratwurst. From the shelves we found Raisin Bran and our much loved pickled beetroot, our shopping trip turned out well after all!

The ride home was exhausting, Huan nodded off more than once, I managed not to. Luckily, the service stations were back in action, enough for us anyway, and we were able to have lunch and much needed coffee for me. When I say coffee, I mean bottled of course, there’s no good cafes on this highway yet. I bought an extra coffee for the anticipated second stop as I doubted very much I would get all the way home without it. It was a good decision.

Home and straight to bed, we both desperately needed an OAP kip today. Huan was up again by quarter past three and gave me a call. I did respond but it was almost as bad as getting out of bed this morning. I felt as though someone had super-glued my eyelids together while I slept!

Dashcam work took a fair amount of the rest of the day, but what took the most time was getting a “Healthy QR Coce” onto Huan’s phone. Her storage was at the limit but I had no idea why, she doesn’t have any programmes loaded, except WeChat. I guess it’s all Huawei ‘bloatware’. In the end I did a factory reset which then allowed me to install AliPay and WeChat. Going through AliPay allowed us to give her the QR code so she’s fine now. I, on the other hand, am still stuck until such time as I buy myself a new phone!

March 13th Well we woke up a little easier than yesterday! Our plan for today was a short walk around the town in the morning, get some important stuff out of the way, and then our indoor exercise in the afternoon. First we had a little browse of the internet. According to Chinese news, the worst of the virus is over now, there are far fewer new cases in the Wuhan / Hubei area and it seems that there are more cases among incoming travellers.

And off we went, two happy little teddy bears. Before long it became apparent that the local people must have interpreted the news rather differently to us. In other words they didn’t hear or read (in Chinese of course) “the worst is over”, they heard “Everything’s fine now, you can return to normal”! Some masks were still being worn but small restaurants and shops once again had their chairs on the pavements and tea was being drunk everywhere. Our first port of call was the important stuff mentioned up above, the lottery ticket shop! Here’s Huan, happy with some previous (small) winning tickets and with money in hand to buy the weekend’s.

From there it was a short walk down to the riverside and the first thing we noticed was that the tea shops were once again doing a thriving business. Why there were so many people today we had no idea, it’s only Friday, a normal working day. Perhaps they were all off because of the virus still? Spot the masks!

Carrying on along the riverside, taking the slightly long way home so that we could buy some Xinjiang bread, we noticed that almost everything was back to normal here too. People playing instruments, this time normally and not two metres apart, singers with them, dancers too. The only groups missing were the large singing groups like Huan’s.

And finally, today’s wildlife, which I was able to get quite close to before it flew away. As I was getting into position to take the photo it actually turned its head to look at me. I only had my phone with me today; I wonder what a Fuji photo would have been like.

Our planned exercise went by the wayside, Huan had an afternoon nap, and I was also feeling a little bit tired too. I skipped the exercise but didn’t sleep, instead I carried on with dashcam work and searching for phones. I’m still not buying one yet though!

March 14^th Out for a slightly longer walk than recently but still nowhere near as long as I would like. Today’s walk was along the main road to the doggy toilet and then back along the river. No, it’s not really a doggy toilet, it’s a public convenience where the cleaner has a dog that always remembers me. Sometimes explaining routes is easier this way. The dog was there, and happy to see me as usual. His mum stayed away from us, she stayed in her little office. No photos because you’ve seen this dog before. Instead you can see a tributary flowing into the main river.

Quite a few fishermen were out today, some fishing while some just appeared to be lazing by the river. Walkers were aplenty too. One walker, whose husband we later found out was a fisherman, left her little pooch resting under her electric scooter. She also told us that she thought her dog was很可爱 (Hěn kě'ài), this means ‘so cute’ or ‘very cute’. I suppose you could call him that and at least, unlike his movie counterpart he wasn’t afraid, or petrified. This is him back under the scooter after coming out for a chat and a stroke.

A little later on we spotted our white bird again and as usual tried to take some photos. You’ll know by now that I can never get close enough but today when we got home and checked the photos, there was a surprise. Huan was often wondering if these birds would ever lay eggs to make sure we have a lot more around. I doubt very much whether they will stay around but there is now a chick. You can see it slightly to the left of the white one taking off and you’ll see by the colour why we didn’t see it in ‘real life’.

And our last photo of the day, a tattoo parlour. Actually, I thought “Tattoo” was the name of the RV company, it was Huan who pointed out that it is an actual tattoo parlour. Today I only got photos of the outside, he was busy inside and with my needle foibles I didn’t really want to go inside. A long time ago, between 1970 and 1973, I visited a tattoo parlour in Hong Kong, Pinky’s if I remember rightly, quite a few times. On every occasion I was drunk on arrival, to put it mildly, but had sobered up a bit by the time I got to the front of the queue. Fear of needles then set in and I chickened out every time! Maybe some other time I will venture in for you, but just for a look, not a tattoo.

So we walked just over nine kilometres day, not fast and no hills, it took us nearly two and a half hours. Our plan was to do our indoor exercises this afternoon. It wasn’t a very cunning plan and it failed, miserably. Sat in front of the computer I couldn’t keep my eyes open so both of us retired for an afternoon OAP nap. Waking up from that, neither of us felt like doing the exercise so we procrastinated and said we’d do it tomorrow. Maybe, having had to self isolate and not being able to go so far, we are not used to longer walks any more. More practice needed!

March 15^th Miserable weather today so we stayed in this morning. At least it gave me a chance to catch up on my guitar practice, I had missed a day when we went to Haikou and hadn’t made it up yet. With a practice this morning and another after dinner I’m back on track again. That doesn’t mean I’m getting any better though! Staying in during the morning also meant we were not too exhausted for our indoor exercise this afternoon. Our plan is to keep going with this one, the “Walk at Home 1 Mile” until the end of the month and then graduate to the “Walk at Home 2 Mile”. Another video will be made next month. Apart from the exercise and guitar it was quite a quiet day, for both of us.

March 16^th Our weather today was very English, it rained all day, somewhere between drizzle and downpour. Luckily it’s Monday so no walks planned, no exercise either, just shopping. That went without a hitch today although there does seem to be a shortage of granulated sugar. That’s more than likely due to supply difficulties rather than panic buying.

Huan also had a trip to the lottery store to buy today’s and tomorrow’s tickets and to collect our winnings from the weekend. They were huge, ¥35.00! It’s all good practice though for when the big one eventually comes in.

A good day for me, on Skype. First I had #1 son, checking on me, which also allowed me to check on him! All is well at his end, he works from home most of the time. After talking to him I was also able to call one of my younger brothers, turns out he is in Indonesia now. I’m pleased to say that as far as this virus goes he is also well.

And so we come to the end of another not very exciting week. Hopefully, in the not too distant future, we can get out and about a bit more. Bye for now!

New Glasses, Rabbit on a Hot Tin Roof, The Sky is Falling

December 9^th It was that time of the month again, time for us to visit the hospital and get someone to stick a big needle in my belly. We were prepared, up reasonably early, and ready to go by seven forty five. However, we couldn’t go!

We knew whose car it was, Huan went and knocked on her door. She didn’t knock very hard because the lady in question has a dicky heart. There was a phone number in the car, but we both managed to read it incorrectly, thinking that it began with 137. It was another neighbour passing who said it was 139 that got our morning back on track. By twenty past eight, she had moved her car and we were on our way.

Arriving at the hospital and seeing the lengths of the queues everywhere we thought we’d end up having to return again after lunch. I’m sure if I’d been alone that would have been the case but Huan is braver than I am when it comes to Chinese bureaucracy and so we were actually all done by lunch time.

After lunch, we had a walk to the ViVision Lasik centre to see about my eyes. I will be seventy in February at which time my driving licence will need to be renewed, and I will have to pass an eye test. With my eyes as they are now, I would fail. When we arrived there, the English speaking member of staff was on a day off. The girls on the desk told me that they could test my eyes, for ¥300.00. Being the cheapskate that I am we moved on.

We went to a place very near the hotel and made enquiries there. The staff handed over to the ‘doctor’ who said I would need to have my eyes tested to see if I was suitable for Lasik. She also said the test was free. Well, how could I say no? It was a very thorough eye test and the doctor’s English was superb. She even found the remains of a dead mosquito in my left eye! Because I was asking questions she explained everything as she did it. I had to sit in front of four different machines in one office then another one in her office before sitting with the multi-lens machine. What was her verdict? My eyes are not suitable for Lasik surgery. Instead she could recommend either “Lens Replacement” or plain old glasses. My brother and his wife both had their lenses replaced in the UK at a cost of £6,000.00 each. Here, it would cost me between £10,000.00 and £12,000.00! Needless to say, I opted for glasses. I will have to have ‘progressive’ lenses.

So, it was back to her office again for more tests after which I had to walk around for twenty minutes wearing the long distance lenses, then, with the near distance lenses, read a book (which Huan fetched from the hotel for me) for fifteen minutes and finally wear the long distance lenses for another ten minutes. Here’s a picture of me with one of the lenses.

The next step was to choose some frames. Now, those of you who know me will know that I am not a big fan of name brands so the first thing I did was try the cheaper frames. None of them really worked for me, comfort wise or style wise. I ended up settling for Ray Bans, who I thought only made sunglasses. More test were then done with me wearing those frames. The lenses will be Zeiss so they should be OK. The glasses will be ready in a week but we probably won’t collect them until January when I have my next ‘needle’ appointment.

In the evening we met Jake for dinner and introduced him to the pleasure of大盘鸡, Dàpán jī which as you may remember, translates as ‘big plate chicken’. This time, the proprietor offered us the bigger pan and as there were three of us, we accepted. Here’s Jake sat with Huan waiting for me to finish with the camera so he can dig in.

I’m pleased to report that Jake was suitably impressed and even took a doggy bag home with him so that Rachel could try it too.

December 10^th This morning, after a good night’s sleep, it was a shopping day. Strangely enough, we always sleep well in this hotel, so much so that we have tried to find out where the mattresses are from. Unfortunately, there are no names on them and the hotel staff have no idea!

Carrefour was our first stop where we found cheese, butter and red cabbage. The Grocery was next where we bought a few things but nothing for Christmas. They did have huge turkeys, well, too huge for Huan and I anyway, but there were no cakes, pies or puddings. From there we went to Corner’s Deli, where we found marmalade but again no Christmas stuff. They did have European style Christmas cakes but they don’t work for me. Our final shopping stop was RT Supermarket where, after a little lunch, we stocked up on sliced bread, filleted fish and other odds and sods. One of those odds and sods was ‘fish skins’, what’s left after they’ve prepared the smoked salmon. We fry them, they’re quite tasty and of course fish is supposed to have goodness in its skin. Another of the odds and sods was this; the sales lady said it was some kind of broccoli. A Google search tells me it’s ‘Romanesco broccoli’ or ‘Roman cauliflower’. I’ll let you know what it tastes like!

Back home in Wuzhishan by around four o’clock, the first surprise for Huan, the house was cold, much colder than Haikou had been. There followed a lazy evening for me and the usual dancing for Huan.

December 11^th This morning the weather was miserable so when Huan went singing, I stayed home and got on with dashcam work, enjoying FB because I was able to get back on, and also enjoying reading the Daily Telegraph, free of charge. Once the UK election is over, it won’t be free; it’ll be back to a paid subscription, which I don’t have.

Our normal weekly shopping was done this afternoon, much less than usual though. No sooner were we home than Huan was out again, rehearsing the teacher’s tribute act. She’s a busy lady! In fact, after our dinner, ‘fish skins’, she was off out again, dancing. Rain stopped play there though so she was home early. Back to normal for me, guitar and Chinese.

December 12^th Another miserable day for the weather so consequently a lazy day for us. Huan didn’t have singing today as she is not part of the ‘show group’. If she hadn’t missed a day taking me to hospital, she could possibly have been included. She did the washing, I spent ages changing the aspect ratios of old photos from 4:3 to 16:9 wherever I could. 2007 was completed and five months of 2008. Only another eleven years to go! Well, it should be less than that, I can’t remember when I decided that 16:9 was better for the computer.

Oh, I nearly forgot, we had our new fangled broccoli tonight, but as it was cooked in the rice cooker along with the soft pork and the vegetables I can’t say very much about it. If you cook cauliflower or broccoli in the same way, the result is the same, mush!

December 13th There was a slight improvement in the weather today, glimpses of sun now and then, so Huan suggested I take the scenic mountain route. I agreed and then didn’t bother. Instead, I just zigged and zagged around the town until I got the daily ten done. I started off checking on the allotments. You can find these all over the place in China, any old bit of land will do. Sometimes the local government has its hands full trying to keep public areas free of local ‘farmers’. I hasten to add, these do not belong to us, nor do any others.

After a few zigs and zags I took the river route and as I was passing the ‘public conveniences’ a man came out and engaged me in conversation, as you do. He asked the usual questions, was I from America, was I from Germany etc. I gave him a negative response to each and when he finally asked which country, I answered England, in Chinese of course. I had to tell him twice at which point he carried on the conversation in almost perfect English. He was giving me history lessons about the opium wars, the ‘Empire’ and America. He told me that English was better than American so I pointed out his American pronunciation! Law came into the conversation and he was convinced that Chinese law was better than UK law. Funnily enough, he also said he was a Christian and did a lot for charity. He was carrying some articles he had written, in English, about support for children with cerebral palsy, autism and something else which I forget. We then had a small discussion about his faith and the government, interesting. I would say he is a good, although quite a mixed up person.

I also met quite a few of my four legged friends today, they had obviously missed me! No photos of them though. In fact, the only other photo I took today was of my belly. When I took a shower after my walk, I noticed that this month, the nurse had bruised me, quite badly in fact. Perhaps it was too near her lunchtime. However, I don’t think you need to see that!

December 14^th As promised it was a walk up the scenic mountain route today. We still had to go via the apartment complex, the road is not accessible yet. Not much has changed there except for the addition of a few small creatures. I’m not sure whether they are loudspeakers or lights. I couldn’t see any speaker grills and of course it was daytime so no sign of any lights. Here are some of them.

You may remember the route we took last time on this walk, over the hill and not up the road. I didn’t fancy the steps today so we took the more usual road route, along with what appeared to be half the population of Northern China. The snowbirds were out in force. It’s actually not too bad, some of them are regulars and will remember us and stop for a chat, others are ‘newbies’ and surprised to see a foreigner, so they also stop for a chat.

To make sure we, or I, got my ten in, we came back via the river and the farmer’s market. I had seen yesterday that the Wuzhishan Food Festival had disappeared along with the mini car show, but Huan was a little surprised. We’ll have to check the signs again to see what we got wrong. Anyway, today’s photo of the farmer’s market is again TCM, or Traditional Chinese Medicine. Supposedly, whatever is made from these would be good for the problems I have with my hands now and then. I think I’ll give it a miss; I have trust issues with some TCM.

December 15^th What a lovely day for a ramble today. We decided to go through the countryside, but not as far as I’d planned yesterday as we both woke up a little late. Our first photo however, is not the country side, but a set of doors. I’m sure you’d agree that they look to be quite expensive ones too. Now take a closer look and see how they secure them. This is far from unusual in China, in fact it is far more common than seeing doors with actual locks built into them!

Once in the countryside, apart from the usual ducks and chickens, we found a rabbit on a roof! He wasn’t in a hutch on the roof, just scampering free. We missed the photo of him on his back legs having a good old nose at us, but here he is anyway.

The next thing we missed was a real live snake. Well, Huan saw it in the irrigation canal for the rice fields at the side of the road and she called me. By the time I got there it had disappeared into a crevice somewhere.

Now, you know we like planning and that our plans don’t always work out the way we want them to. I wonder who, if anybody, planned these steps.

By the time we reached the steps above we had covered eight kilometres so it was time to turn for home. If we had been up earlier, we would have gone much further and maybe caught a bus home. I wish we had done that. “Why?” I hear you ask. “Because I fell in a ditch!” I respond. To be fair, only half of me actually fell in, my left half. It slid not so very graciously down the slope. My right half tried to follow, not so graciously, and slammed my knee into the road surface. Pain! I had to sit for a few minutes before I could struggle to a standing position and then carry on walking the remaining five kilometres home. We have no photos of that because Huan was too busy worrying about me to take her phone out. Good lady!

Sunday meant a full English for us both, teacher tribute practice for Huan and a nice long soak in the bath for me. It wasn’t so easy getting out today! Ah, don’t you just love it when old age creeps up on you? I must admit to feeling this more than usual, despite it just being a knock on the knee. I didn’t feel like writing the blog, practicing the guitar or doing Chinese lesson reviews. Needs must though so I knuckled down and got them all done.

December 16^th The “ditch dummy” slept very badly last night! I am not a great fan of pain as I’m sure many of you are aware and last night I was tossing and turning all night long trying to find a position that would ease my knee. I failed!

Thank God Monday has become my new rest day, I would have found it difficult to go walkies today. In fact it may be difficult for a few days. Standing is not bad, sitting or lying, while awake, is not bad, but transitioning between sitting and standing is not easy at all! Even getting into the car for the weekly shop was a bit of a struggle.

Shopping itself can sometimes be a struggle too. I don’t recall ever seeing this in the UK, or even in the large supermarkets in the UAE. Here, they stock the shelves while the shop is open, not only that, but during busy times! There’s not much chance of navigating your trolley through there is there?

Mind you, I was not the only one with troubles today, the Queen had some too. She was sat in the “Throne Room”, minding her own business, as you do, when the sky (ceiling) began to fall down around her ears. Luckily for her, she was out before the worst of it. Here’s the initial photo looking from the door and the final one looking towards the window.

We managed to get someone to come and have a look this evening; we will of course need a new ceiling. He seemed totally unperturbed that a ceiling should fall down after twelve years and thought that ten years was pretty normal!

December 17^th “Hopalong Cassidy” is much better this morning although he still didn’t sleep so well. At least he doesn’t have to visit the hospital today which was worrying him a bit last night. Now transitioning from sitting to standing is merely a mite uncomfortable. Walking, to be on the safe side, was postponed for yet another day!

This morning we had the foreman of the bathroom repair gang round, measuring up again, and then we went with him to choose our new ceiling tiles. He also took us to a couple of light shops but I wasn’t impressed at all. After lunch, it was straight onto Taobao again to see if we could find anything better. We think we did, you can let us know when we eventually receive the lights and fit them.

The ‘gang’ were supposed to be starting work tomorrow but lo and behold, one of them turned up late in the afternoon to ‘prepare the way’. He removed all the hanging bits of wood and ceiling and left us with this.

We’ll see how they get on tomorrow and keep you informed.

“Lonely Table Set for One” this evening, Huan had to go out. They are trying to sort out a video for the old people’s choir area boss, the one who provides the practice space for them. They had to get dressed for the part. This morning’s “Tribute to the Teacher” was rehearsed in red T-shirts and black skirts, looked good to me! However, the class coordinator of the old people’s choir was not impressed and they have to wear dresses. They will also decide the order of the performance etc. They have been told to allow five hours for tonight’s effort. I guess it would be like our technical rehearsals although I’d bet it’s not as well organised.

I’ve come to the conclusion that this is not my week. Tonight, I managed, of all things, to fall off my office chair. I knocked a receipt onto the floor, leaned forwards to pick it up whereupon my chair wheels decided to go backwards very rapidly. Luckily, it wasn’t my knee that broke the fall this time but my large posterior! I’ll survive to fight another day.

December 18^th And so we come to the end of yet another glorious day in Wuzhishan. For my sins, I was on ‘bathroom duty’ today, no, not cleaning it, but standing by for the ceiling installation team. Would you believe that by this evening, with dinner well and truly over, they still haven’t turned up? I thought that kind of thing only happened in the UK.

Something else that hasn’t shown up today is water. Of the six buildings in our complex, five have water and ours doesn’t. Trying to get any sense out of the maintenance company is like trying to get blood out of a stone. It went off just before lunch yesterday so it’s now been over twenty four hours! Need I remind you also that we still have no gas?

Tomorrow they have a committee meeting which you would think would be about essentials such as gas and water. You’d be wrong of course. The meeting is about the ‘annual show’ put on for the residents who happen to be here. I say ‘annual’, but there’s only ever been one show and that was last year. If they are going to spend any money on a show, I will be most annoyed and have asked Huan to make sure she lets them know that she is too.

December 19^th Bathroom standby duties for Bob again and a committee meeting for Huan. No annual show was mentioned at all in the meeting; perhaps they had a change of mind. Gas was mentioned, there will be another court case on the twenty second of this month, a Sunday. It appears that the courts are very busy at the moment and work seven days a week. Anyway, this court case is to try and retrieve the money that was paid to the previous gas company, who as you may remember, had an owner who died. The company is now under new ownership. I’m afraid I don’t have the faith that everyone else has; I don’t believe that money will ever be recovered. Water was the other item on the agenda. The solution it seemed was to repair and clean the pump which would then be used to pump water up to our rooftop tank. It needs repairing because it has never been used!

Just before lunch there was a knock on our door, it was one of the maintenance team telling us that the water problem was solved. They had discovered that someone had turned off the water outside the gate to our apartment complex. My first question was “Why did it take them two days to find that out?” My second question, which I didn’t bother asking, not trusting any kind of understandable answer, would have been “How come five out of the six buildings still had water, and only ours didn’t?” The only reason I can think of is that we have more residents than them and thus emptied our tank quicker, not very feasible though.

Just settling down to watch ‘The Bill’ after dinner when there was another knock on the door. It was a man from the bathroom team; he had come to leave his ladder and tools and to prepare the lateral supports for the new ceiling. Now we have installation materials on the bedroom floor and a glue smell to sleep with! He left just before half past six promising to be back between eight and eight thirty in the morning. All we have to hope now is that our new ceiling light arrives tomorrow.

December 20^th We slept in the spare bedroom last night to avoid the sealant smell from our bathroom. Huan slept well, I didn’t. Memory mattresses, which are comfortable, rely on your body heat. As I get very hot when I sleep, the mattress seems to amplify that heat and it feels like being in a soft oven!

Bathroom standby duty was worthwhile today, the fitter turned up five minutes before Huan left for her singing class. He was done by ten fifteen, apart from the light, so I began the ‘clean up’. I thought Huan would be so pleased when she arrived home to find everything moved back into our bathroom. I failed! Ten minutes after I started the water went off again.

Huan came home, angry with me because I had ‘switched my phone off’ and there had been a Taobao delivery. Needless to say, I had not switched my phone off! Seeing is believing for Huan and when she saw that my phone hadn’t moved since last night and that it was still on she almost believed me. It was only when she tried calling me and got the same error message that she believed me. Just a glitch in the matrix! I called her with no problems and then she called me back, this time, successfully.

She had come in carrying the delivery which turned out to be the two lights we had ordered. The bathroom team were recalled to fit one of them on the new ceiling. I am perfectly capable of doing this but I wanted it included in the same job just in case of future problems. I’m quite pleased with the finished job, Huan is happy as it’s better than she had hoped. The bathroom foreman was suitably impressed; our choice of light fitting was very different and much better than any he had showed us previously. So, here it is. (P.S. That’s the view looking up from the throne!)

Just after lunch the water came back on so I was able to finish the job I had started earlier. All our junk has been moved back to our bathroom. Mind you, we have far less junk than most westerners have. The next item on the agenda? Well, we will be emptying the second bathroom and calling the bathroom team back to replace that ceiling and light too. It hasn’t fallen down, yet, but if you look closely, you can see that it is beginning to bulge. Better to be safe than sorry.

December 21^st Well, I wasn’t on bathroom standby today, not exactly anyway. I had to stay in because it was the turn of Doctor Bob. Huan was poorly, not too bad this time, it was only her nose and throat but she still needed looking after. I was there with ginger and honey tea as required. Like all good Chinese girls she had rice soup for lunch, so no full English today. I spent my time cropping photos again, 2010 is now completed.

By evening time she was on the mend and sandwiches were acceptable. After dinner I walked her down to the town square for her daily dancing, a little bit of exercise and fresh air was probably beneficial. For me, it was lottery ticket duty. I did try and get you another picture though, it’s been a while. Most evenings these birds seem to settle down in this tree. I don’t know how long they stay there but it’s not the first time I’ve seen them. I’m afraid I am still just a little too far away but they are visible.

December 22^nd Huan was much better this morning, just as well because she had a singing practice. I was once more on bathroom standby. I did do the cooking for lunch and so we had our full English today. We’ll have the second one tomorrow. Huan told me that when she was out she had seen and spoken to the bathroom foreman. He said he will come on Tuesday or Wednesday. I was not impressed with Wednesday at all and Huan wasn’t sure why. She won’t be here in the morning because they have another practice that day. The ‘show’ will be on the twenty seventh. I reminded her that Wednesday would be Christmas day and that I will be busy cooking. Mind you, I’m only doing roast chicken this year. PS The court case for the gas was postponed yet again.

December 23^rd Last night we had a call from the bathroom foreman, the tiles we had chosen are out of stock. Huan was free today, so half our morning was spent trying to find some new ones. We succeeded in finding some that pleased the Minister of Home Affairs so then the complications started. I don’t quite know how, but we have ended up with a new bathroom installation team, the foreman of the old one decided that with Huan and the new supplier, he wasn’t going to make any money! We now have to wait at least another three days.

The rest of the morning was taken up with the car wash and shopping. I let Huan go into the market alone to choose a live chicken for our Christmas dinner. I guess I must be an even bigger chicken! The supermarket had its usual Christmas display, complete with Father Christmas and his obligatory saxophone. Don’t ask why, we have no idea! Neither the lights nor Santa were operational though.

The evening was taken up with me preparing the oven; we haven’t used it for a few months, and cleaning up the hole where the hob fits. I also took delivery of my new chair, yet another one. The one I have now keeps going down! The new one also has arms that will fold out of the way. That should help when I practice the guitar in front of the computer. I didn’t feel like assembling it this evening but you can see the state of the box it arrived in.